theCHIVE

*Probably the Best App in the World*

All day, every day, theCHIVE brings you the most funny, sexy, and heartwarming photos & videos. theCHIVE app is a buffet of hilarity and hotness, with a touch of humanity…all served up in pictures and videos for your viewing pleasure. You must be really special!

Little known facts about theCHIVE:
- You will never be bored at school or work again. Ever.
- 3 out of 5 dentists surveyed say theCHIVE app improves oral hygiene.
- Bathroom breaks will be much more entertaining.
- You will get more right swipes and give more left swipes.
- theCHIVE app promotes whirled peas.
- theCHIVE app is way funnier than this. Get busy downloading!

"theCHIVE is the most entertaining website on the internet."
-James Hibbard, Entertainment Weekly